My Story.

you know what i love i love when you find that one character. that character that is your absolute...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:25:45 -0400

you know what i love

i love when you find that one character. that character that is your absolute favorite. the character that, just by thinking of them, makes you incredibly emotional. you know that character is the one for you. they’re your number one. and you know you will never love another more

selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:25:12 -0400

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

calalilies: my laptop screen is brighter than my future

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:24:12 -0400

calalilies:

my laptop screen is brighter than my future

himchanspenus: Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:24:09 -0400

himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

scvlptures: depression is when you don’t really care about anything anxiety is when you care too...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:22:02 -0400

scvlptures:

depression is when you don’t really care about anything

anxiety is when you care too much about everything

and having both is just like what

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told Imagine reading a book of all the lies that...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:23:02 -0400

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told

Imagine reading a book of all the lies that were told to you.

It all boils down to this.

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:00:39 -0400

fuckyeahkatnep:

yeahmicah:

Most people won’t admit it, or don’t even realize it, but

caring for people takes energy out of you.

Investing your time and attention making sure somebody knows

that you love them and that you want to ensure their well-being can drain you:

mentally

emotionally

spiritually

even physically.

Love people, but take care of yourself.

Don’t burn yourself out.

Extremely important

extrasad: i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:41:06 -0400

extrasad:

i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk

genderikari: siliconedrops: genderikari: real women have curves, running all the way from their...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:40:18 -0400

genderikari:

siliconedrops:

genderikari:

real women have curves, running all the way from their gills to their tail fins. real women have sharp teeth. real women are sharks.

I stopped reading at “real women”

you should have kept reading

is there a non-sexual way to eat a lollipop SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER AND EAT THE REMAINS settle...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:39:57 -0400

is there a non-sexual way to eat a lollipop

SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER AND EAT THE REMAINS

settle down there thor

falloutyoungmale: I write sins not five page research papers

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:39:42 -0400

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

choythirsty: I know we were all hating on yahoo earlier but...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:39:05 -0400

choythirsty:

I know we were all hating on yahoo earlier but this may be the start of a great relationship

jaclcfrost: avatargrimes: jaclcfrost: chiptunehero: jaclcfrost: no one ever talks about peter...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:38:12 -0400

jaclcfrost:

avatargrimes:

jaclcfrost:

chiptunehero:

jaclcfrost:

no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother

peter pot

peter pot
the only boy who was higher than peter pan

and this is probably why no one talks about him

peter pot is so high, he neverlands.

and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust

stuartsometimes: I’m not a morning person I’m not even an afternoon person I pretty much start...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:37:53 -0400

stuartsometimes:

I’m not a morning person

I’m not even an afternoon person

I pretty much start functioning at about 6pm

corgay: if a girl says she wants to cut her hair short and your first response is “i dont like...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:37:33 -0400

corgay:

if a girl says she wants to cut her hair short and your first response is “i dont like girls with short hair” i will shit in your mouth while you sleep

vaspim: How is calling someone ugly even an insult anymore like Bitch I might be

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:30:53 -0400

vaspim:

How is calling someone ugly even an insult anymore like Bitch I might be

friendlycloud: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in ur...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:30:41 -0400

friendlycloud:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Relevant

pizzaforpresident: fun prank: take your friend’s iPhone and move an app or two. do this once a day...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:30:15 -0400

pizzaforpresident:

fun prank: take your friend’s iPhone and move an app or two. do this once a day until they have a mental breakdown

Me: You know what will make you feel better?

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:14:00 -0400

Me: You know what will make you feel better?
Mum: What?
Me: Scented sanitizer.

Photo

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:12:31 -0400